Industry Rule No. 4,080: You Don't Want to Date Don Draper

Dear GQ Advice Lady,

I love Mad Men. And I wish we could all just return to Mad Men times. When men were men and held doors and made dinner reservations and appreciated curvy figures. I feel like a Joan trapped in a Justin Bieber world! How do I find myself a modern Don Draper?

Oh, girl.

Lauren Bans, GQ's resident lady expert, with some wise words.